Halloween Joker Pug I Don’t Live In Darkness Live In Me Shirt

 Cyber-stalked my Halloween Joker Pug I Don’t Live In Darkness Live In Me Shirt bio dad for a few weeks, and he seemed like the kind of dad you’d make up to impress your friends on the playground. Air Force-to cop, then went to jail for weapons dealing, then became a university professor in sociology, then a private consultant who also owned a massive paintball field. This dude seemed too incredible to believe, but I collected a ton of info, and this guy was legit. It’s amazing what info you can find about people on the internet, especially if you’re willing to pay a few bucks for gov’t records.He reached out to me a few weeks later. Apparently my mom told him I now knew the truth. He said he’d been waiting for this day my whole life. I had assumed either this dude didn’t know I existed, or never cared, considering he’d lived in the same small town I grew up in, so I was pretty floored.

Buy it: Halloween Joker Pug I Don’t Live In Darkness Live In Me Shirt

Halloween Joker Pug I Don’t Live In Darkness Live In Me Shirt


Home: Versiontee

Nhận xét

Bài đăng phổ biến từ blog này

Halloween Skeleton It’s The Most Beautiful Time Of The Year Shirt

Dog Paw Human Fist Animal Rights Vegan Vegetarian Shirt